Me bringing in the groceries because I refuse to make multiple trips.
get out your VCR’s it’s time to watch The Prince of Egypt. or you can watch it here.
please don’t watch exodus: gods and kings because it’s icky and racist. you deserve better. you deserve the prince of egypt.
Not to mention the fact that if they were even going to show the difference between Moses and the Egyptians, Moses would have been darker skinned than the Egyptians… but Egyptians weren’t white.
Seriously, people need to stop glamorizing Biblical stories because they can hold their own like The Prince of Egypt or Joseph King of Dreams. All these movies do is whitewash and misrepresent the stories that are better than what Hollywood has wrote.
i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies
please leave Shia alone, unless you’re telling him I want to stick a quarter in his ear and ride his face like a little kiddie horse outside of the grocery store. do not bother him unless you’re passing on the message that I would let him drain my bodily fluids into a tub and bathe in them. if you even think about fucking talking to him, the only thing you better tell him is that I am down for him to literally consume me and all he needs to do is hit me the fuck up and I will be wet and ready and well seasoned within a moment’s notice.