izhmash asked: Which lullaby is it? If it's the one that my mom used to sing to me, you gotta make a recording. :)
It’s La La Lu from Lady and the Tramp :3
fashfux said: post it!
No!! too embarrassing! You can hear my tongue clicking cuz it’s so quiet and the hum from my fan and I sound nervous it’s just all wrong no no no
aahhhh recorded a shitty quality audio of me singing my fave lullaby my mom used to sing for meeee
I wanna post it but I don’t wanna post it so I’m not gonna post it ok goodnight
|PURPLE:||We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.|
|FUCHSIA:||I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.|
|GREY:||You leave me with jumbled words.|
|RED:||I'm in love with you.|
|PINK:||I have a crush on you.|
|CHARTREUSE:||I sincerely wish you would notice me.|
|TEAL:||We have quite a lot in common.|
|BLUE:||You are my Tumblr crush.|
|ORANGE:||I dislike your page.|
|YELLOW:||PLEASE FUCK ME.|
|WHITE:||PLEASE MARRY ME.|
|GREEN:||I find you cute.|
|BLACK:||I would date you.|
|BROWN:||I dislike you.|
" I HAVE A HARD TIME DATING MEN BECAUSE I HAVE A HARD TIME BELIEVING MEN RESPECT ME"
GOOOOOD what a perfect sentenceeee
like oh mygod I’ve never found a more perfect sentence to describe my entire “ritual” for when it comes to dating men
I don’t believe a single word coming from your mouth, I don’t trust you, I don’t think you respect me, I don’t think you are deserving of being my ‘boyfriend’ until you prove to me that you’re not an asshole. And you cannot even consider us flirting buddies until you have proven to me you know what friendship is. and buddy, that can take years, you’re starting from the ground.
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
Anonymous asked: Honestly I get why Disney turned most of the female characters male in Frozen. I mean let's be honest. If they were all female it would be a pretty boring movie, honestly speaking. It's sorta unfortunate but the fact is, without the drive of male characters, stories generally just sort of meander aimlessly.
RIIIIIGHT because females only gain agency through male involvement.
The movie would quickly lose direction without a large male role.
I mean, it’s not like anything interesting has EVER happened to girls.
You also don’t want to name a film AFTER a female character because then how would it ever do well with both general audiences?
Honestly, you’re right. The film would turn into nothing but two hours of girls braiding each other’s hair and other girly things because that’s all those silly girls are ever capable of. Hahaha! Girls!
I can only hope that in someday in the future girls evolve to be interesting enough to have more expansive roles in films.