sweetheartpleasestay:

guyfitblr:

And finally someone said it

except for the part where women are still demonized for not liking a guy whether he’s conventionally attractive or not because we are expected to take any male attention as a blessing from the Heavens and if we don’t we’re bitches and whatever and you guys can pull the ~friendzone~ excuse meanwhile women are expected to wear makeup constantly in order to be beautiful bc our standard of beauty is literally based on completely fake, unrealistic fantasies that men created

PS Sephora specifically has a line of makeup and concealers for men’s / unisex use, KenMen Cosmetics exists, 4voo also caters specifically to men’s makeup needs, Menaji Cosmetics,  YouTube is literally full of Men’s Makeup tutorials, tips, and etcand bonus common sense fact that some guys (a growing number, actually, men’s makeup is a growing market) wear women’s makeup anyway because there’s no laws against that

the only difference being that women’s makeup is made to look us look completely different with clearly fake shades and tones that are supposed to make us more attractive and womanly and feminine while men’s makeup is completely focused on making you look more “attractive” by enhancing your natural features and shading and toning to give you a more chiseled look and etc.

but yeah totally the same thing okay sure bro not a fucking difference at all not like dudes aren’t expected to change themselves to be attractive while women have to in order to have a shot

(Source: digitalmovie)

svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

girls are so hot???? like i see a hot girl every 2 seconds.  and a hot guy about every 2 weeks.  and even then i’m wary because he might end up yelling something rude at me or making a rape joke or something

(Source: caelas)

maria-ruta:

I really like the decision I made for squid-hydra,
even if it insane
:P

maria-ruta:

I really like the decision I made for squid-hydra,

even if it insane

:P

tramampoline:

queergh0st:

how come you can name your kid Lily or Rose and that’s totally acceptable but you trying calling em Baby’s Breath and everyone flips

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Snape:What would three young Gryffindors such as yourselves be doing inside... on a day like this?
Hermione:Uh... Well... We... We were just...
Snape:You ought to be careful. People will think you're...
Harry:
Ron:
Hermione:
Harry:
Ron:
Hermione:
Snape:...Up to something.

askboggle:

egberts:

do you ever walk to the beat of your music in public and you think you look really cool but you probably just look like a dumbass

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(Source: lizgillies)

reaill said: CUTIE PATOOTIE!!!! them bangs yoooo

//SMOOCHES